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  • God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

    For many years ago my first Landover Baptit mission to the Godless Scandinavian countries, I encountered one of worshippers of one of the most depraved religions in the world. It's called Ásatrú, the belief and worship of the Norse "gods" (read: demons), a neopagan cult that makes the Wiccans and the Satanists look weak in comparison.

    All new members of Ásatrú has to go through an initiation rite, where they sacrifice animals and in some cases human babies to Odin and Thor. You are woken up early in the morning and forced to take your clothes off. Then they paint the hammer and sickle on your back before you take a bath in the godhi's piss (a godhi is an Ásatrú priest). During the day you are kept locked up in a cell used for these purposes. During the day of the initiation you are only allowed to leave the room each third hour, only to be anally raped by the high godhis.

    At midnight they bring you a basket with 6 puppies born in the 7th month. They are placed in a pentagram that has been painted on the floor. One after one you take up the dogs, slashes their throats and drinks their blood. You are now a member of Ásatrú and can't leave.

    Modern Ásatrú has lots of things in common with communism in their ideology and how they practise their so-called religion. They believe that everyone should be raped, tortured and killed, unless they are communists or Ásatrú worshippers.

    In the start they are nice to you so that they will have your confidence. But they are careful that you should have no contacts with anyone outside the cult, until you are brainwashed and sees no difference between right and wrong. Now they have your soul, and its time to recruit more members to Thor's army.

    Gay sex and and bestiality is of course common within Ásatrú, they conisder it as a way to free their sexual energy by having sex with animals and people of the same gender, as this is what the teachings of Thor, Odin and other demons teaches them to do.

    The truth is still that Ásatrú cultists are satanists and devil worshippers. It does not matter if you call the devil for Odin, Thor, Shiva or Kali. Many people does not understand that there is only one true God and that is Jesus Christ. He is the truth, and way of life (John 14:6). All other religions leads you to Hell. As such, a person who worships demons like Odin actually worships Satan.

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    Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

    Brother in Faith and Truth™

    Appaling news! Do you actually mean that there are people who have CONSCIOUSLY chosen to worship ancient demons! Are there many of them!? Woudn't be surprised with the End of Times coming!

    In your expert opinion: are these ancient demons they worship actual demons or deceiving hallucinations sent by the ENEMY!?

    Satan in indeed devious (Acts 13:10). Even if there are not many of these demon-worshippers at the moment, the attractions of sodomy, nudity and related issues are very fashionable among the teens of these last days Revelation 12:9-12).

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    • #3
      Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
      For many years ago my first Landover Baptit mission to the Godless Scandinavian countries, I encountered one of worshippers of one of the most depraved religions in the world. It's called Ásatrú, the belief and worship of the Norse "gods" (read: demons), a neopagan cult that makes the Wiccans and the Satanists look weak in comparison.

      All new members of Ásatrú has to go through an initiation rite, where they sacrifice animals and in some cases human babies to Odin and Thor. You are woken up early in the morning and forced to take your clothes off. Then they paint the hammer and sickle on your back before you take a bath in the godhi's piss (a godhi is an Ásatrú priest). During the day you are kept locked up in a cell used for these purposes. During the day of the initiation you are only allowed to leave the room each third hour, only to be anally raped by the high godhis.

      At midnight they bring you a basket with 6 puppies born in the 7th month. They are placed in a pentagram that has been painted on the floor. One after one you take up the dogs, slashes their throats and drinks their blood. You are now a member of Ásatrú and can't leave.

      Modern Ásatrú has lots of things in common with communism in their ideology and how they practise their so-called religion. They believe that everyone should be raped, tortured and killed, unless they are communists or Ásatrú worshippers.

      In the start they are nice to you so that they will have your confidence. But they are careful that you should have no contacts with anyone outside the cult, until you are brainwashed and sees no difference between right and wrong. Now they have your soul, and its time to recruit more members to Thor's army.

      Gay sex and and bestiality is of course common within Ásatrú, they conisder it as a way to free their sexual energy by having sex with animals and people of the same gender, as this is what the teachings of Thor, Odin and other demons teaches them to do.

      The truth is still that Ásatrú cultists are satanists and devil worshippers. It does not matter if you call the devil for Odin, Thor, Shiva or Kali. Many people does not understand that there is only one true God and that is Jesus Christ. He is the truth, and way of life (John 14:6). All other religions leads you to Hell. As such, a person who worships demons like Odin actually worships Satan.
      Hahahaha this made me laugh so bad

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      • #4
        Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

        The name already sounds perverted: Ásatrú = ASS-AT-YOU

        Those sneaky Danish.

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        • #5
          Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

          I am sorry but I have never experienced those things when I became an Asatrú. All of those things sounds so far out that it is must be from some lunatic's imagination

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          • #6
            Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

            Originally posted by DanishAsatru View Post
            Hahahaha this made me laugh so bad
            Dear friend:

            As long as you persist in your unbelief, you are guaranteed not to have the last laugh.

            [Psalm 2:4 KJV] 4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

            [Psalm 52:6-7 KJV] 6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him: 7 Lo, [this is] the man [that] made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, [and] strengthened himself in his wickedness.


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            • #7
              Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

              Is this the demon Asatru?

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

                Well i think just maybe you people should do your research !!!
                your whole forum makes me sick to my stomach your all horrible people !!!!
                God does not HATE anyone He loves everyone !!!
                you people should get a LIFE and stop saying horrible things about things you couldn't even Comprehend !! GET A CLUE
                Christians aren't suppose to hate and judge but that's all You sickos do
                get a grip your the worst part of Society , YOU ALL PUT CHRISTIANS TO SHAME
                YOUR A HORRIBLE CULT OF PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE THIS WEB SITE SHOULD BE TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET IT IS LOADED FULL OF CRAZY'S PEOPLE WHO HAVE SERIAL KILLER POTENTIAL !!!

                AND AS FOR JESUS I'M SURE HES ASHAMED YOU GUYS SAY HIS NAME IN ALL THE HORRIBLE STUFF YOU WRITE THERE IS GOOD AND BAD IN EVERYONE YOUR NOT PERFECT PRETEND ALL YOU WANT BUT JESUS KNOW REMEMBER THAT

                MURDER AND RAPE IS NO JOKE AND YOU GUYS TALK AS IF GOD WOULD WANT PEOPLE OF ANY RELIGION OR CULTURE TO ME RAPED OR MURDERED SERIOUSLY !!!!!!! YOUR PARENTS MESSED UP SOME HOW WITH Y'ALL

                AND THERE ARE SWEET AND LOVING JUGGALOS
                "I BEING ONE OF THEM " AND THEY HAVE REAL JOBS OR CAREERS
                SAYING THERE ALL MURDERS AND CRIMINALS IS OBSCENE YOUR GUYS SO MESSED UP IN THE HEAD !!!!!!!!!


                TRUE CHRISTIANS MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!
                YOU PEOPLE ARE A HORRIBLE CULT
                YOU MIGHT READ THE BIBLE AND PRETEND BUT YOU TRULY KNOW NOTHING OF GOD YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED !!!!!
                GOOD DAY SICK DEMENTED FUCKS
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #9
                  Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

                  Is this a joke?
                  Do you seriously believe this?


                  "All new members of Ásatrú has to go through an initiation rite, where they sacrifice animals and in some cases human babies to Odin and Thor. You are woken up early in the morning and forced to take your clothes off. Then they paint the hammer and sickle on your back before you take a bath in the godhi's piss (a godhi is an Ásatrú priest). During the day you are kept locked up in a cell used for these purposes. During the day of the initiation you are only allowed to leave the room each third hour, only to be anally raped by the high godhis."


                  No. I never went through that and nobody has gone through that. There is no initiation rite, some kindreds have their own rites but there is no standard rite that is left up to the kindreds and cults to decide. Yes, historically there was animal and human sacrifice. While rare some of us still sacrifice animals, but never a human child. Even the Northmen and Anglo-Saxons didn't do this. They don't paint a hammer and sickle on your back, I wouldn't have joined if this was the case since I hate Communism. You do not take a piss in the godhi's piss this is considered ergi and the gods would frown upon you if you did this. You are not locked in a cell. The godhis do not rape, because that is considered ergi.


                  "Modern Ásatrú has lots of things in common with communism in their ideology and how they practise their so-called religion. They believe that everyone should be raped, tortured and killed, unless they are communists or Ásatrú worshippers."

                  When I first joined Asatru I was a fascist and slowly I became a monarchist but I am still alt-right and a white nationalist. I was never a Communist.


                  "In the start they are nice to you so that they will have your confidence. But they are careful that you should have no contacts with anyone outside the cult, until you are brainwashed and sees no difference between right and wrong. Now they have your soul, and its time to recruit more members to Thor's army."

                  No, the cults don't do that. Each cult represents certain gods, you are not brainwashed or separated from family. You are simply showing devotion to one of the gods by joining that god's cult. Cults are not mandatory in Asatru. Asatru has no clear good and evil, as the world is not that simple.


                  "Gay sex and and bestiality is of course common within Ásatrú, they conisder it as a way to free their sexual energy by having sex with animals and people of the same gender, as this is what the teachings of Thor, Odin and other demons teaches them to do. "

                  Gay sex is considered ergi and is frowned on by most folkish kindreds. Bestiality isn't ergi but it is disgusting and no one does this. We do have freer sexual rules, the way you live your sex life is up to you. Thor and Odin do not teach this, none of the gods do. Do this and you will be ridiculed by the gods in the afterlife.


                  "Thetruth is still that Ásatrú cultists are satanists and devil worshippers. It does not matter if you call the devil for Odin, Thor, Shiva or Kali. Many people does not understand that there is only one true God and that is Jesus Christ. He is the truth, and way of life (John 14:6). All other religions leads you to Hell. As such, a person who worships demons like Odin actually worships Satan."


                  You understand literally nothing of our religion, study would tell you that we have no main set of rules other than the guidelines of Odin in the Havamal and in the Prose Eddas and other such holy texts, to me your god is fake. Just like your devil. I care not however, for I love Christians.

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                    Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

                    Originally posted by AsatruMan View Post
                    When I first joined Asatru I was a fascist and slowly I became a monarchist but I am still alt-right and a white nationalist. I was never a Communist.
                    You are clearly a very confused girl.

                    Worshiping a Marvel comic will do that to you. If you want to get rid of the confusion, and as a bonus also avoid burning in Hell for all eternity, there is an amazingly simple solution. God's Holy Bible!

                    Psalm 12:6-7 King James Version (KJV)

                    6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

                    7 Thou shalt keep them, O Lord, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

                      Originally posted by AsatruMan View Post
                      No. I never went through that and nobody has gone through that. There is no initiation rite, some kindreds have their own rites but there is no standard rite that is left up to the kindreds and cults to decide. Yes, historically there was animal and human sacrifice. While rare some of us still sacrifice animals, but never a human child. Even the Northmen and Anglo-Saxons didn't do this.
                      Sweetie, newsflash: human sacrifice of spouses and slaves was a common part of Viking elite male burial (another example here).

                      When I first joined Asatru I was a fascist and slowly I became a monarchist but I am still alt-right and a white nationalist. I was never a Communist.
                      Newsflash: fascism is a form of communism - otherwise, why would Hitler's party would have "Socialist" in its name?


                      Gay sex is considered ergi and is frowned on by most folkish kindreds. Bestiality isn't ergi but it is disgusting and no one does this. We do have freer sexual rules, the way you live your sex life is up to you. Thor and Odin do not teach this, none of the gods do. Do this and you will be ridiculed by the gods in the afterlife.
                      So I'm confused: are the sexual rules more relaxed or are some sexual behaviors frowned upon? You cannot have it both ways, you see.


                      to me your god is fake. Just like your devil.
                      And you will burn in Hell for that.

                      I care not however, for I love Christians.
                      I will pray for your confused soul.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

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                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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                      • #12
                        Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

                        Originally posted by AsatruMan View Post
                        You understand literally nothing of our religion, study would tell you that we have no main set of rules other than the guidelines of Odin in the Havamal and in the Prose Eddas and other such holy texts, to me your god is fake. Just like your devil. I care not however, for I love Christians.
                        My blood runs cold at the thought of what you mean by "love" Christians.


                        God's law stands against such vile abominations!
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                        • #13
                          Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Is this the demon Asatru?


                          Another sighting of the demon this time as a fish not a Swish.

                          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                          • #14
                            Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

                            Originally posted by AsatruMan View Post
                            Is this a joke?
                            Do you seriously believe this?


                            "All new members of Ásatrú has to go through an initiation rite, where they sacrifice animals and in some cases human babies to Odin and Thor. You are woken up early in the morning and forced to take your clothes off. Then they paint the hammer and sickle on your back before you take a bath in the godhi's piss (a godhi is an Ásatrú priest). During the day you are kept locked up in a cell used for these purposes. During the day of the initiation you are only allowed to leave the room each third hour, only to be anally raped by the high godhis."


                            No. I never went through that and nobody has gone through that. There is no initiation rite, some kindreds have their own rites but there is no standard rite that is left up to the kindreds and cults to decide. Yes, historically there was animal and human sacrifice. While rare some of us still sacrifice animals, but never a human child. Even the Northmen and Anglo-Saxons didn't do this. They don't paint a hammer and sickle on your back, I wouldn't have joined if this was the case since I hate Communism. You do not take a piss in the godhi's piss this is considered ergi and the gods would frown upon you if you did this. You are not locked in a cell. The godhis do not rape, because that is considered ergi.


                            "Modern Ásatrú has lots of things in common with communism in their ideology and how they practise their so-called religion. They believe that everyone should be raped, tortured and killed, unless they are communists or Ásatrú worshippers."

                            When I first joined Asatru I was a fascist and slowly I became a monarchist but I am still alt-right and a white nationalist. I was never a Communist.


                            "In the start they are nice to you so that they will have your confidence. But they are careful that you should have no contacts with anyone outside the cult, until you are brainwashed and sees no difference between right and wrong. Now they have your soul, and its time to recruit more members to Thor's army."

                            No, the cults don't do that. Each cult represents certain gods, you are not brainwashed or separated from family. You are simply showing devotion to one of the gods by joining that god's cult. Cults are not mandatory in Asatru. Asatru has no clear good and evil, as the world is not that simple.


                            "Gay sex and and bestiality is of course common within Ásatrú, they conisder it as a way to free their sexual energy by having sex with animals and people of the same gender, as this is what the teachings of Thor, Odin and other demons teaches them to do. "

                            Gay sex is considered ergi and is frowned on by most folkish kindreds. Bestiality isn't ergi but it is disgusting and no one does this. We do have freer sexual rules, the way you live your sex life is up to you. Thor and Odin do not teach this, none of the gods do. Do this and you will be ridiculed by the gods in the afterlife.


                            "Thetruth is still that Ásatrú cultists are satanists and devil worshippers. It does not matter if you call the devil for Odin, Thor, Shiva or Kali. Many people does not understand that there is only one true God and that is Jesus Christ. He is the truth, and way of life (John 14:6). All other religions leads you to Hell. As such, a person who worships demons like Odin actually worships Satan."


                            You understand literally nothing of our religion, study would tell you that we have no main set of rules other than the guidelines of Odin in the Havamal and in the Prose Eddas and other such holy texts, to me your god is fake. Just like your devil. I care not however, for I love Christians.

                            So a monarchist, really? White nationalist? And worshipper of Thor?


                            I bet you are light brown and 5'6''. I really doubt both your parents are white, otherwise you would be Christian as everyone else. And a republican.


                            Unless you are poor, and you blame everyone else for being poor. I hope that is not the case.


                            There is another possibility, and is that you are not very popular with other people in real life, so you try to fit in some extreme groups. And they accept you. Yes. They make you feel part of their group. You are one of them now. You and a few others. Yes. And that girl, that never even looked at you, she will see. She will learn she was mistaken for being the popular guy's girlfriend. Yes. She will see it. When you and your group finally raise to the power, and a white king sits on the throne, and he makes all non white go away, for sure you'll get a job. Maybe in a powerful position, where you can also slip a punishment for the popular guy, even when he is white. Doesn't matter, he is not one of yours. And then she will find out how mistaken she was and love you forever.
                            And the your mom calls. She doesn't like you to be in the basement alone for so long, and is time for dinner.
                            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                              Re: God hates Ásatrú (Norse neopaganism)

                              Friend, why would you reject the free gift of eternal life, which Jesus has given you?

                              And why do you keep typing foreign words, like "ergi? We get it, you have your own version of the Muslim concept of "haram."


                              The thing is, we're not Muslims here, and we speak English.


                              Hope this helps.
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